In “Inside Out,” Joy once wistfully skated through headquarters while watching one of Riley’s old hockey memories. On Sunday, an NHL game will be reimagined in the mind of Riley — the hockey-loving protagonist of the Pixar films — this time with Joy lacing up skates and actually playing in the game.
But it won’t just be Joy. The full cast of emotions will be in the game to create plenty of core memories on and off the ice.
Hockey has always been one of Riley’s biggest passions. Instead of her Foghorns or Firehawks taking the ice, it will be the New York Rangers and Washington Capitals, Sunday night at 7 p.m. ET.
In honor of the real-time animated alternative broadcast , here is a “scouting report” for each emotion heading into the Inside Out Classic with our best guess to their preferred position, playing style, strengths and challenges. This doesn’t mean that’s what we will see of them Sunday — but it could be close!
Every team needs an Anger — that player who doesn’t take any funny business and will be the first one in a scrum. Anger never met a check he didn’t finish or a puck battle he didn’t win. But watch out — he gets a little irked when things are unfair, so even the slightest chirp or wrong move could burst Anger’s head into flames (and if tilted down, melt the ice and cancel the game).
Style: Stand-up goaltending Strengths: Helpful, Comforting, Selfless Weaknesses: Might need a timeout
Sadness is not the type of goalie to make highlight-reel two-pad stacks, flash a windmill glove or pull off a scorpion save — with Sadness you get reliable goaltending, often on the feet. The puck will be moved as quickly as possible — mostly because Sadness is disappointed the puck reached her crease. If Sadness gets into a butterfly position, it’s because she is on her way down to the ice to lie down and cry, which could allow opponents to score over her and her puddles of tears.>
Even with a five-goal lead, Anxiety is still pacing around and coming up with worst-case scenarios. She’s constantly thinking 10 steps ahead of the opponent, armed with organized playlists and plans to ensure the team doesn’t make any mistakes to lose the game. And if the team needs to dig out of a hole – -watch out. Set plays, line combo changes are coming fast and furious. The goalies might even switch four or five times!
After a steady career on the ice, Disgust finds a second life as the team’s general manager — she knows how to pick great players and not ones who will be rotten apples (or worse, broccoli) in the locker room. She’s very hard to impress, so every player has to be on their A-game to make the team. Disgust suffers no fools. You need to make an impact early and often. She can smell a vile stench (Gross!) a mile away.
Style: Comfortable while hidden Strengths: Shy, Sensitive, Compassionate Weaknesses: Scared to show it
Hear me out. Embarrassment loves to disappear into his big, soft hoodie, so what better place for him than inside a big, soft mascot suit! By hiding in plain sight, maybe he’ll be able to showcase his soft-heartedness and compassion for everyone around him without hiding in the corner. Or maybe he’ll just cringe at the idea and find a quiet place to be alone.
Style: Elite play caller Strengths: Techie, Ingenious, Efficient (when she wants to be) Weaknesses: Unimpressed with you
Ennui is that playcaller who is so good at crafting the perfect scheme, and yet so lackadaisical that you get frustrated watching her because it comes so natural to her — it’s as if she’s thinking, “OK, fine, I’ll do it myself, argh” before drawing up the perfect low-to-high cycle and phoning it in to the ice for the game-winning goal. Of course, Ennui’s reaction is, “yeah…whatever.”
Envy is small, but she’s got big dreams! Even though she’s teetering on the fourth line, her tiny size has never stopped her from speaking her mind, and her big sparkly eyes are always on the lookout for the next big thing. She knows she has it in her to be the best … she just wishes someone would give her a chance to prove it.
Style: Goal scorer Strengths: Optimistic, Energetic, Sharp Weaknesses: Backchecking
Style: Physical, in your face Strengths: Passionate, Protective, Fair Weaknesses: Hot-headed
Style: Strategist, down to the very last detail Strengths: Perfectionist, Meticulous Weaknesses: Worries a lot when the team is down by a goal (or more)
Style: Efficient Strengths: Bold, Glamorous, Caring Weaknesses: Eww!
Style: Durable Strengths: Observant, Fascinated, Expressive Weaknesses: Overambitious
Style: Legend Strengths: Reminiscent, Detailed, Warm and Fuzzy Weaknesses: The present
Remember that time when Riley scored a goal? Nostalgia remembers…